Tuesday, January 11, 2011

Cicak Tokek....~aduhaii..!~


Sejak seminggu ni aku kurang rehat,tido,makan,dating,blogging...ni semua kerana cicak tokek. Aku terkejar sana terkejar sini..smpi semput aku nak deal dgn owner..gila punya keje la,tp nsb baik benda ni boleh jadi duit hehe..
Semalam hari paling gila la dalam hidup aku..masa aku keje pmcare dulu pun xde la segila mcm semalam..
cite ni start dari 09/01/2011..satu hari suntuk aku x boleh nak tido.

8.30 a.m 10/01/2011 :

dpt sms dari seorang pakcik mengatakan die mempunyai 3org kenalan yg mempunyai cicak tokek.
Owner yg pertama pak aji yg ade tokek 300gram yg nak di jual dgn harga RM30000.
Owner yg kedua ade cicak tokek berat lingkungan 310gram yg nak dijual dgn harga RM18000.
Owner yg ketiga ade cicak tokek berat lingkunagn 310gram~320gram sebanyak 
8 ekor yg akan di beli secara lamsam...


2.30 p.m 10/01/2011 :

Buyer call untuk settlekan cicak tokek batu yg telah di deal semalam dgn berat 6.36kg..
Nak dijual dgn harga RM180000..

 3.30 p.m 10/01/2011 :
skali aku call untuk confirmkan dgn owner tu tibe2 plak
die bagitau cicak die tu tokek batu yg lidah bercabang..punya la hangin aku dengan owner ni.
x pasal2 melayang duit depan mata je...aduhaii..!


4.15 p.m 10/01/2011 :

balik pulak cite pasal cicak yg 8 ekor tu, buyer aku plak x berani nak pegi tengok 
sbb owner bg syarat utk tgk kena letak deposit. Yg Buyer ni pulak takut kena tipu dgn owner sbb
die dh bnyk kali terkena dgn owner sebelah sungai buloh.
Jadi x pasal2 kena la hold dulu yg 8 ekor dgn yg 2 ekor lagi tu..
Nak kena tunggu la pulak..aduhaiii..!


4.30 p.m 10/01/2011 :

Haa!!..kali ni deal besar punya..tibe2 dapat sms dari abg aku die cakap ade owner
nak jual 4 ekor cicak. Berat die 13.8kg,410g,320g,310g.. 
Ape lagi!! aku cepat2 pegi call buyer n try deal la..deal punya deal smpi la dekat pukul 5..


9.30 p.m 10/01/2011 :

Baru bangun tido kejap...tu pun terpaksa bangun sebab nak deal lagi pasal 13.8 kg ni..

 12.30 a.m 11/01/2011 :
Akhirnya dapat sambung tido..dgn badan lesu,tekak aku sakit,kepala berat x cukup tidur,
aku sakit perut sebab x makan dari ptg tu..tp nasib baik ade org tlg belikan nasik goreng kampung.
perut pun dah kenyang so aku pun tido.. zzz.zzz..zzzz....


8.10 a.m 11/01/2011 :

Bangun je tido dah berat pulak kepala ni..serius mmg aku nak demam dah ni!
Lg demam aku bile abg aku bg sms mengatakan semalam dh ade org yg letak deposit untuk cicak 13.8kg tu.
Cepat2 aku call buyer bagitahu dekat die pasal tu..then untill now we still dealing with the owner.
Mintak2 owner lembut hati untuk jual dekat kitorang ni yg tgh mengharap gila2 ni!!


mmg klu korang tgk die mcm biawak..tp bukan,die ni cicak tau!

ni ha die tokek batu yg xjadi nak deal gara2 lidah die bercabang!

yg ni aku cari..mahal ni!!

Kalau kt kampung aku cicak ni nama die cicak kobing..err,betul kot aku eja.Dh mcm nama kurt cobain pun ade gak! Yang ni x laku langsung.. 
yg ni pun lg la x laku hahaha..


Monday, January 10, 2011

FACEBOOK WILL END ON MARCH 15!!!



PALO ALTO, CA –Mark Zuckerberg announced that Facebook will be shut down in March. Managing the site has become too stressful.
“Facebook has gotten out of control,” said Zuckerberg in a press conference outside his Palo Alto office, “and the stress of managing this company has ruined my life. I need to put an end to all the madness.”
Zuckerberg went on to explain that starting March 15th, users will no longer be able to access their Facebook accounts.
“After March 15th the whole website shuts down,” said Avrat Humarthi, Vice President of Technical Affairs at Facebook. “So if you ever want to see your pictures again, I recommend you take them off the internet. You won’t be able to get them back once Facebook goes out of business.”
Zuckerberg said that the decision to shut down Facebook was difficult, but that he does not think people will be upset.
“I personally don’t think it’s a big deal,” he said in a private phone interview. “And to be honest, I think it’s for the better. Without Facebook, people will have to go outside and make real friends. That’s always a good thing.”
Some Facebook users were furious upon hearing the shocking news.
“What am I going to do without Facebook?” said Denise Bradshaw, a high school student from Indiana. “My life revolves around it. I’m on Facebook at least 10 hours a day. Now what am I going to do with all that free time?”
However, parents across the country have been experiencing a long anticipated sense of relief.
“I’m glad the Facebook nightmare is over,” said Jon Guttari, a single parent from Detroit. “Now my teenager’s face won’t be glued to a computer screen all day. Maybe I can even have a conversation with her.”
Those in the financial circuit are criticizing Zuckerberg for walking away from a multibillion dollar franchise. Facebook is currently ranked as one of the wealthiest businesses in the world, with economists estimating its value at around 7.9 billion.
But Zuckerberg remains unruffled by these accusations. He says he will stand by his decision to give Facebook the axe.
“I don’t care about the money,” said Zuckerberg. “I just want my old life back.”
The Facebook Corporation suggests that users remove all of their personal information from the website before March 15th. After that date, all photos, notes, links, and videos will be permanently erased.

credit to : http://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/27321/facebook-will-end-on-march-15th/
apa-apa pun tggu la bulan 3 ni..huhuhu...

Monday, January 03, 2011

Hunt For The Kundang Monster!! -EPISODE 2-






Hahaha...not this time buddy!!kata aku kat ikan yg dh kena tangkap tu. :D
Memang la klu korang tgk x sebesar spt ape yg aku monster kan sgt kt blog aku ni hehe..
Well..at least kitorg berjaya menaikkan ikan haruan yg sebesar lengan ni.Tu pun nasib baik die tersangkut kt rumput..klu x skali dgn joran aku die pegi tarik ke tgh tasik tu.Klu x mmg Encik nuar terpaksa la membayar ganti rugi kt aku muahahahaha...
Sorry la ek kali ni kurang picture sbb bateri camera low n then kitorg pegi lak time malam..jadi nak ambik gambar pun rasa mcm x best je..

Pujian kepada Nuar kerana berjaya menaikkan puaka kundang ni..Eleh..nasib je tu!
(dgn nada dengki!)

Sunday, January 02, 2011

Hunt For The Kundang Monster!!

Tasik Biru Yg "Keramat" haha
Lokasi : Kundang (tasik biru)
Tarikh : 24 December 2010
Masa  : 10 a.m ~ smpi jemu xdpt ikan

Pakcik ni penah dpt keli afrika sebesar bas!!
Abg Budin melayan perasaan jauh2..buang suwei katanya..


Ha!!ade sangkut ikan besat tu,jgn main2..brader ni terer..


hampa 1
hampa 2


yg ni terlebih hampa..(x ckup tido sbnrnye haha)

Dengan azam + tekad + harapan meninggi gunung + tools2 yg telah dijampi atau di mantra..
Aku & Budin & Nuar...pergi ke salah satu lokasi yg meggemparkan penduduk disitu kerana terdapatnya raksasa tasik yg di geruni dan disegani(cewwahh)...

Berbekalkan semangat yg kental sekental-kentalnye..aku dgn member2 aku pegi la memancing kt tasik biru..kononnya nak jinak kan toman 20kilo la,tp ape yg aku dpt cuma kembungkan perut dgn makan angin je kat situ haha..ikan kat sana semua ade diploma(bak kata nuar)..punya la susah nak mengena umpan kitorg,siap kena main2 dgn ikan tu..kejap timbul kejap tenggelam..
Bila timbul je semua nak baling tempat yg sama..ape ke jadahnya nak memancing macam tu haha..

Layan je la pemandangan tasik kt situ..berjam2 lamanya aku dah memancing akhirnya kami bertiga putus asa and pulang dgn tgn kosong or pulang dgn Baldi ikan yg kosong..punya la besar baldi Encik Budin tu bawak..at last jadi tempat letak joran aku je haha...mmg kumpau la tasik tu.. haha...


Nantikan Episod HUNT FOR THE KUNDANG MONSTER 2!!
(pecah punggung 40 juta..kata dr.rozmey)

Apabila Shoppaholic bertemu Year End Sale!!

Pernah dgr txk istilah "membeli belah?"...tp yg ni membeli dan tak blah2..hehe..

Cantik je susunan die..tapi.......

Eh!...die lagi...tgk tu ape die dh buat kt baju2 tu..

hambik kau!! memang O.T la staff kedai ni nak melipat baju.

Baju yg aku dpt membeli dan belah..(get it HERE sambil tunjuk ke errr..)

First time dpt baju yg sehati sejiwa dgn aku..(mathematics ruined my life..mmg setuju sgt)

Lokasi : MID VALLEY MEGAMALL
Tarikh : 31 December 2010
Masa   : Lupa nak tgk jam

Memang penat bila temankan org bershopping ni...maklum la,sale tgh hangat la katakan.Dari satu kedai ke satu kedai die dok singgah..nasib baik die belanja makan haha..
bila dah jumpa kerusi aku cepat2 gi duduk,ketatkan kaki yg agak longgar bila asyk dh bejalan..

Tgh duduk rehatkan kaki tibe2 nampak ade parents pakaikan harness kt anak die.(see picture below)
Alahai kesiannye la tgk budak kecik ni kena tambat mcm tu skali huhu...sedih2..mcm2 benda la diorg ni kuarkan untuk ikat anak2,skali tu aku terfikir jugak..agak sama mcm situasi binatang a***g (maaf la klu bahasa terkasar sikit)..kenapa la tak pegang tgn anak ke,Allah dah bagi dua tgn tp kita malas nak guna dua2 tangan kita tu..kalau dah busy sgt bershopping pun jgn la buat anak kita mcm tu,lagi baik kita pegang dgn tgn kita walaupun susah..kita kena ingt,anak anugerah Tuhan..


P/S : harness for kids ni jugak amatlah sesuai digunakan untuk :-
        - suami/wife yg suka keluar slalu
        - wife/kaki shopping yg susah dikawal

bye2 2010 - welcome 2011






Sekejap je dah 2011..rs mcm xpuas nak duduk 2010 lg hehe..
Tahun dah pun baru,so azam mst la kena baru..xpayah la nak aku sebutkan azam taun baru aku ni..bukannya ade org nak baca pun..
Mlm td aku sambut malam new year sorang2 je...member2 sume sambut dgn kawan,awek,family..tapi aku.......
Dgr bunga api pun dh rs mcm xde pape yg berlaku,kalau dulu tebaboom sikit dh melompat kuar umah mcm org batak hahaha..
Tahun baru ni aku akan lebih merajinkan diri untuk mengupdate slalu blog aku ni yg hidup segan mati tak mahu..kih3...(itu dah azam taun baru tu)
Seriously aku jeles tgk bloggers or nuffnangers yg lain dapat follower smpi beratus2,ape la nasib aku cuma ade 5 follower je...aku ulang lagi skali..5 SAHAJA hahaha...hampeh2..
Tapi takpe...hero always come last,so mana la tau taun ni bertambah one follower per day...haha harapan tinggi menggunung je..
Pape pun aku nak wish HAPPY NEW YEAR to my follower yg setia..thanks becoz u follow me..tata..